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Post by Balthazar on Mar 14, 2011 17:40:06 GMT 1
 Hello This is Sven. Sven is one of those fairy vampires without fangs. Like pffft, vampire without fangs? You are no vampire, biatch. But it said so on the tag, so I guess he's just one lame ass twilight vampire. I haven't really figured out what the fuck he has on his head. Is it supposed to be hair, like, whaaaat? But I guess that would fit the name. Because all Swedes are blond (it's yellow irl). And what is up with his nose? I don't know. Have no fudgin' idea. I'm diggin' his coat though. |
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Post by Leo on Mar 14, 2011 22:43:48 GMT 1
So...why did you buy him (I'm assuming you did). Btw, wtf is that metal thing on his forhead? Oh, he has a mouth and unibrow, so you can turn him up side down and get something else  |
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Post by Jean on Mar 15, 2011 4:25:24 GMT 1
My parents actually got two of those to my brother and Rufus a few years back, although it was an evil one and a spiderman one... I think I got something actually useful. I never really got what they were for.
As for the nose, he's from eastern Europe, right (being a vampire, duh, they're all from Romania) I'm pretty sure they share the big noses of the Turks. You know, the kind of nose you can club someone down with.
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 15, 2011 7:42:31 GMT 1
Because I couldn't resist! ^^ I buy one when we are shopping at the supermarket. Soon I will have my little vampire army! Moahahahahaaa!
The metal thing is... You know... a string so you can... hang it on stuff.
Ah, well that explains things, Nicci. He is obviously an immigrant. Sven being the Swedish name for... Ehm... Svenus. Svenvlad. Svlad.
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Post by Leo on Mar 15, 2011 12:37:31 GMT 1
But if he has a Romanian style nose...then why is be blond! And where are the fangs and the torment!? Damet, this is not working for me! (okay fine, maybe I'm just a little upset because I'm sick...)
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 15, 2011 12:54:03 GMT 1
Well it actually looks more like some kind of scarf wrapped around his head. But I don't know why he would have that 0.o
And... In the little ball it was in, there were a fang. Just laying there, loose (But just one 0.o) Perhaps he had his fangs torn out! THAT must be torment.
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Post by Isola on Mar 15, 2011 20:04:52 GMT 1
I have a gnome named Sven. A house gnome! Not like the infamous Pillow Pants.  |
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Post by Jean on Mar 15, 2011 22:13:19 GMT 1
Romanian fashion!
You know, I met a girl that thought Sweden was the coolest place ever, she had a character that was named Sven Svensson and his hair color was "swedish blond". I almost fell out of my chair from laughter.
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 16, 2011 6:51:10 GMT 1
Omg, I think I will have to use this old fella: *asg*
Sven Svensson? "Swedish blond"?
Funny.
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Post by Jean on Mar 16, 2011 7:03:51 GMT 1
I got the impression she almost fell out of her chair when I told her I was Swedish too, seemed that way over the internet anyway. Almost felt mean to point out to her that I'm not blonde, and I don't have blue eyes |
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 16, 2011 7:45:22 GMT 1
 Hello. This is Suckie. She's a rare kind of vampire, the reggae vampire. Not often seen, but in the summers you can see it in southern Sweden, especially in Landskrona, hanging at Landskronakarnevalen at Kassakroken. So beware all you reggae lovers. It's not only the bad music that will kill you, but the reggae vampire will! And you will have to live forever listening to crap! Moahahaha! |
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Post by Jean on Mar 16, 2011 19:13:03 GMT 1
Okay, that is one disturbing collection.
And this is coming from the person that together with her roommate bought a book called "Vampire Romance" which is a collection of vampire porn novels. (Really crappy ones at that) because well... We are weak to anything our characters like and we sort of collect vampire and WoD-books together. (He has to pay his damn math books himself.)
I really have to ask myself why you collect these weird little dolls. And as far as metal thingy goes, what person has a keychain, and where else would you hang it that wouldn't be absolutely embarrassing?
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 17, 2011 7:33:15 GMT 1
Because I'm a big child and get all happy when I see those red thingies with things in them. And... Vampires!
Sooock!
And I have a keychain! It's a black heart. Totally goth. It's even like broken and stuff.
They used to hang in the car, but now they've ended up here. Hanging on a door hinge. Easier for them to attack people from there I guess.
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Post by Jean on Mar 18, 2011 2:11:31 GMT 1
Oh, black hearts, how very darkness of you!
I still don't get the ugly dolls though. Why are their heads shaped like balls of yarn?
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 18, 2011 7:40:19 GMT 1
I am darkness.
I don't know, they just are. It's like a thing, they have them everywhere. I've seen like zombie yarn thingies, and voodoo yarn thingies too.
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